Gate open,
Doggy enters, does its thing;
Doggy blameless,
Gate's fault for being open.
Sink clogged up,
Bits of this and bits of that;
Dinner blameless,
Sink's fault for being stupid.
Cat stricken,
Sores where victims tasted death;
Virus blameless,
Cat's fault for all that bloodshed.
Love blossoms,
Girl has someone, nothing happens;
Boy blameless,
Girl's fault for being honest.
