Be comforted, O World, be comforted
And know thou wilt sleep peacefully tonight
As thou wilt for the next four years
As global peace and stability hast been reborn
On this historic day,
A day marking the inauguration of the next president of the United States
And a sensible one at that
And the departure of the outgoing president
And a delusional, self-righteous and psychotic loose cannon at that
On account of whom global peace and stability
Was at risk of being vaporized in a flash of blinding light and smoke
Every single day these four tumultuous years past,
I kid you not.
