31st October 2022

Oh, goody, here comes the rain;
The neighbors can't complain
About the smell of cat piss
Permeating the air.

Oh, goody, here comes the rain;
The neighbors can't complain
About the smell of cat poop
Trapped inside the hair
You'll find inside the nose
Of the one complaining.
(Relax, folks, it is raining.)

A floor littered with cats
Waiting to be fed
Fish and chicken rice,
Boiled but very nice,
Tasteless if you ask me,
But that's what soy sauce is for,
So pass the soy sauce, honey,
Think I'll have some more.

5th October 2022

The smell of exhaust fumes fills the morning air

Which a short while back smelt of last night's drizzle

Which cleansed the air of the day's smog and dust

Whilst the world was asleep,

Nauseously intoxicating, the smell of exhaust fumes,

Whose composition of burnt and unburnt fossil fuels

Entered the bloodstream of every living creature in sight

That breathed in the exhaust fumes-filled morning air.

Excuse me while I cough up a little blood,

No, nothing to be concerned about, 

Not yet at least.