Monday, 31 January 2022

30th January 2022

Mrs. Selvaraj (not her real name), 

My Indian neighbor a stone's throw away,

Was like a mother to me, 

Always concerned about my ever-increasing household cat population

Which by the way was welcomed in a household 

Where Death was not only not a stranger 

But also only eight months ago

Claimed the lives of six babies, 

Two children and four grandchildren,

Six-to-seven-month-old teenagers,

In the space of one week,

Resulting in their adoptive momma cat,

A senior momma cat without babies of its own,

Suffering a stroke on the third day of searching for them in vain

And eventually dying within a month

From a broken heart

Mostly

As did I

In a less fatal manner

Perhaps as she knew I was temporarily out of a job by choice, 

And hence was concerned from the financial point of view

More than anything else,

Just as she was very concerned, 

And always took an interest,

In pointing out to me,

The cat poop spots I sometimes accidentally overlooked

By the side of the road,

And always opposite her house,

Every time I went around this part of the neighborhood,

Cat poop scoop equipment in hand,

In search of cat poop to scoop up from wherever it might be

found,

Usually on a sandy spot in front of someone's house

Or along the side of the road,

Or someone's cement-work-in-progress sand pile nearby,

If one was available,

As was the case at present.


Poor Mrs. Selvaraj (not her real name),

My Indian neighbor a stone's throw away, 

For she would surely suffer a heart attack,

If she knew, 

Apart from my existing household cat population boom,

The earlier-batch babies of two momma cats,

Two children and three grandchildren,

Who should be in their teens by now

And missing the whole day today too,

Were probably out there somewhere looking for mates,

The boys looking for girls, the girls looking for boys,

To mate with,

Or, in other words,

And on a lighter note,

Babies making babies.




 



Thursday, 21 January 2021

20th January 2021 (EST)

 

Be comforted, O World, be comforted
And know thou wilt sleep peacefully tonight
As thou wilt for the next four years
As global peace and stability hast been reborn
On this historic day,
A day marking the inauguration of the next president of the United States
And a sensible one at that
And the departure of the outgoing president
And a delusional, self-righteous and psychotic loose cannon at that
On account of whom global peace and stability
Was at risk of being vaporized in a flash of blinding light and smoke
Every single day these four tumultuous years past,
I kid you not.


Wednesday, 14 October 2020

14th October 2020

You asked me if you looked pretty,
This was yesterday;
I said, "Yes,"
Bewildered by the question.

Today I asked if it was the headscarf
I was supposed to have noticed yesterday,
Still bewildered by it.

You laughed and said,"What, still obsessed by it
For the last forty-eight hours?"
Although in not so many words.

Therefore, I have sworn, with upheld hand,
That for the next forty-eight years, not hours,
You will not see my face again,
At least not a face that looks at you
As it once did in better times.

I will take no interest in whether you live or die,
Marry or have children,
Grow old and ugly or whatever,
For the next forty-eight years.

Only then will you know who I am;
Only then will you know when I love someone,
I do so with all my heart,
And when I hate someone,
I do so wholeheartedly as well.

Away from me, you whose venom
Was like that of a poisonous snake;
Never again will you stab my heart
With that needle-sharp tongue of yours
For the next forty-eight years,
So help me God.








Wednesday, 15 July 2020

15th July 2020


Like a bereaved mother
Coping with the loss
Of all ten of her grandchildren
In a tragic boating accident,
Or some such calamity,
So was I.

Your babies,
Eve,
And yours too,
Mama Cat,
And yours too,
Skinny One,
Alas,
It was only yesterday,
It seems,
This household was filled
With the happy sound
Of their tiny,
Or not-so-tiny,
Feet
Whichever the case might've been,
This now silent and empty household,
Silent and empty
Except for four indifferent cats
And one lifeless hooman.




Sunday, 27 October 2019

27th October 2019

Banshees shrieking through the night
Amidst the sound of gunfire and deafening explosions
Heralding the arrival of yet another festive occasion of the respective sort
In the middle of the night
Here in fireworks-crazy-firecrackers-loving Malaysia. 

Saturday, 6 July 2019

5th July 2019


I have a problem with God.

My cat knew not how to lie,
Cheat, backstab, slander, steal
Or plot the downfall of a rival
By means of treachery
Or even murder. 
Yet it was punished yesterday
With death by agonizing miscarriage
For its sins.
(No one dies innocently, not even infants,
As who knows what atrocities
Infants are capable of in adulthood,
Or perhaps it's to spare them from evil that may befall them
At some point in their lives,
In both cases as foreseen by God.)
So, the question is, 'What sins?
Killed too many sparrows and/or house lizards?'
It was a cat. That what cats do.
That's what cats were created to do.
'Mated with multiple partners?'
It was a cat. That's what cats do.
That's what cats were created to do.
So why did God look the other way
When it was struggling in agony
For the last thirty minutes of its life?
Why did God  include such a horrible ending
In his Holy Script Concerning All Life On Earth
In the case of one insignificant drop-in-the-ocean cat
Who would eventually be named Good-Looking Carlos?
Why? Because he is God and that's what God does?


It is written,
When we call,
He will not answer,
When we plead,
He will look away
For we have forsaken him.
Therefore, when he calls,
I will not answer,
When he pleads,
I will look away
For he has forsaken me
When he killed off my cat,
Yes, killed it off,
For no good reason.

Yes, indeed, I have a problem with God.

[God's imagined reply:]

In what manner would you rather have.it die,
O Foolish One,
If indeed its time to die was at hand?
Killed by a car that ran over it and spilled it guts out
Right in front of your own doorstep
(As was the layout in residential enclaves such as yours)
Or ripped apart by a roaming pack of stray dogs
(Which you yourself have not only encountered in the past,
Mostly late at night,
But also chased away, quarterstaff in hand)?


[Me:]

What are we mortals if not lower than the dirt beneath thy feet.
O Lord, 
For I spoke out of grief from a grieving heart,
Blinded by tears and clouded by sorrow.
You always do what is best for us,
Cat, dog or human
And hence I shall hold my tongue in silence
Lest my foolishness be my downfall.

[God's imagined reply:]

So as it is said,
So shall it be done.

....................................................................................




Good-Looking Carlos
14th Sept. 2018 - 4th July 2019

Monday, 1 July 2019

1st July 2019

All the tears I've cried
For all the ones who died
Means none have I left for you,
My poor sick Ginger Boy
Whose end was very near
By tomorrow night I fear, 
My poor sick  Ginger Boy,
My poor sick Ginger Boy.